Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"?
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL".
Colby Glass, MLIS